Chanelle, Single White Female.

It is widely known that Big Brother contestant Chanelle Hayes' image for the show is of a Victoria Beckham Wannabe - we just didn't realise the extent of Chantelle's Posh obsession until we saw her myspace page which gave us the idea that the reports of this creeping men out are probably accurate.

We don't think that a genuine celebrity stalker dress-a-likey has much chance of grabbing the nation's hearts. Does anyone remember Single White Female? Chanelle may seem sweet and nice right now, but.... whoah!

Chanelle is currently 2nd favourite to win Big Brother. We would lay her on any dip in price to near single digits...